Fun Friday – On Saturday – The Oatmeal

Yes on Saturday. I was out most of the day yesterday so sue me. 
No wait we already have a way to lawyer happy sue everyone including Jesus and my sisters baby Turtle society. 
So don’t sue me. You can’t! Plus Tort reform is around the corner. 
Like in 2086 when we finally have a 3rd party in power in this great country. 
Any country that can not only invent the word Turducken but make it a noun where it actually exists in reality is a great freaking country.
In 1066 the Battle of Hastings was started because in a fit of rage
over losing a game of Yahtzee,
King Harold II of England told Duke Williman of Normandy
‘Don’t make me Turducken you!’
Of course that went down as one of the worst things every to say to a French Duke,
second only to ‘Would you like some Ketchup with your Chateaubriand 
Anyway its freaking Saturday and I am typing this because I feel I let you down yesterday and because I don’t want to ruin your weekend, at least I wanted it to suck much less, so here I am.
So without further ado I bring you 

 
Thank you and a Follow Saturday to Vinny Warren who is pretty funny himself and has a great blog listed on your left.
Also thanks to the assorted blogs that prompted me,
after seeing it once again from Vinny to finally read the State of the Web Winter 2010 which made me laugh really hard.
Turducken Photo Credit to the 103.1 Morning Bounce
Chateaubriand Photo Credit to Mental Floss
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About chiefalien

Howie Goldfarb with 20 years of Sales and Marketing experience founded Blue Star Strategic Marketing in central Vermont to serve as the objective and strategic adviser of brands to help them grow and thrive. His Degree in Finance and 14 years of B2B sales to Fortune 500 companies gives him a CFO’s view of marketing. Thus bringing a dose of reality to the confusing world of jargon, spin, and hype. Also playfully known as the Chief Alien of Blue Star Strategic, Howie relishes his role as an industry outsider. A native New Yorker and former Angelino, he currently lives in the Green Mountains of Vermont and is still seeking his first moose sighting. His passions are living life, art, music, the outdoors, he tries to cook and loves the Vermont Fresh Network – local sustainability initiatives like farm to table and buying local.
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